I'm A Dad
With 3 wild little munchkins (and 1 on the way!) I routinely hum nursery rhymes and whistle the Doc McStuffins theme song.
I'm A Geek
I enjoy a good Mac & iOS rumor just like the next Apple fanboy, and I also hear the hum of a lightsaber in silence.
Sorry ladies, this round jiggly specimen is claimed! My wife is brown, hot and knows how to cook a mean pot of redneck stew!